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XANDER:  Boring, boring… Where are all the good jobs in this town?

As you night be able to tell, Xander’s all grown up now.  Due to some extremely unfortunate circumstances, my TS3 save was lost forever, but I was inspired by my very best friend Starlatrix to restart my legacy in TS4 with Xander.  This involved making Starla use a picture of Xander to re-create her for the new game, and me fighting with a lot of CC.

The end result is a sort-of-brand-new legacy, beginning with Xander in Windenberg.  Why Windenberg, you ask?

XANDER:  Because that’s where the rich people live, and I want to steal from them, LOL.

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The Jenkins Uglacy: Prelude to an Update

Hi guys!  So I finally got my Jenkins save file up and running (PHEW, what a relief!), so I’ll be working on an update soon.  In the mean time, I figured a refresher course on the current stars of our story would be in order, given that it’s been like a year and a half since I updated.


This vaguely unpleasant-looking gentleman is Yash Jenkins.  In spite of his grey hair, caused by a Generations-related glitch and not fixed by me because of reasons, he is only an Adult.  He loves the outdoors, is a vegetarian and a vehicle enthusiast, and he’s perceptive and easily impressed.  He’s currently a Caper Crusader, which is level 4 of the Investigator career.

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CHAPTER THREE: Onward and Upward

True to his word, Parker ended things with Haley the morning after his night with Penny.  They already knew each other so well that Parker and Penny’s relationship felt like it started on the twentieth date, and they were both fine with that.  They were happy that they got to be together, and there were bonuses to skipping all the early stuff.

They got to move straight to the sex.  The awesome, mind-blowing sex.


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CHAPTER TWO: Neighbours

A couple of weeks after she moved in, Penny decided to go visit her next door neighbour.  She’d been working so hard that she hadn’t made many friends, aside from her partner at the police station, a ghost named Frida Goth.  So it was with that in mind that she called a cab and had it drive her exactly one hundred feet to the west.

Screenshot-115 She approached the door with Zelda in tow, eager to make the acquaintance of her neighbour and what she inferred, judging by the dog house outside, was his pet dog.  It would be nice for Zelda to have some animal friends, too.  Penny was the only person Zelda had spent any time with since they moved to Moonlight Falls, and she felt bad, because Zelda was a very sociable cat.

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Update from the Author

Hey guys!  (Those of you that are still with me, that is.)

I haven’t forgotten about the Jenkins family!  I’ve just finished installing all the Sims expansions, and I have to figure out if/where I actually have a copy of my Jenkins saves.  I’m a little afraid that when I look I won’t be able to find them, so I’ve been putting it off.  I also wanted to get used to the new expansions before I jump into the middle of a work-in-progress, which is the impetus for my starting a new legacy.

The new legacy is very different than the Jenkins Uglacy in terms of my writing style.  I hope you like it.  If not, no hard feelings, and don’t feel obligated to read it or anything.

Love you guys!

CHAPTER ONE: Beginnings

It rained a lot the summer Penny Porter moved to Moonlight Falls.  Part of her took it as a bad omen, a sign from the makers that she should have stayed with her people.  But the weather didn’t change anything.  She’d lived in Fairyland her whole life, and she needed to experience something different.  Something more.  She wanted to meet humans, to get a human job instead of sitting around on her adorable fairy ass all day.   Her father was the king of the fae, and so Penny was expected to stay out of trouble and wait for her turn to rule.  But Penny was not a waiting kind of person.


No, Penny was not a wait-er.  She was disciplined and proper, perceptive and lucky, and she had a soft spot for horses.  Her favourite food was French toast, her favourite colour was spiceberry, and she loved geek rock music.  These were not the traits of a typical fairy.  These were the traits of someone who needed a change.

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CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE: What do you think I have down there? A gnome?


Hey, Xander!  What are you making?

XANDER:  Tequila. LOL

Hi, everyone!  Once again we find me taking a ridiculously long time to update.  It should be better now. On Monday, I get my PC back.  It’s currently being updated, and then I’m going to install all my sims games onto it and transfer my save files from my Macbook Pro over there.  Hopefully, nothing awful will happen.  But, because of that, I figured I should get one more update out of the way before The Big Move.

XANDER:  Please don’t ruin my life. D:

I will try not to, I promise.  Just close your eyes and think of the graphics.

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You guys would not believe the shit I had to go through to get my game working.  I have zero custom content in right now, save stuff from the Store and my NRAAS mods.  I FEEL SO NAKED.

And then I come home, boot up my game after a long day of doing fuck all, and I have to put up with this:


XANDER:  Bawwwwww, I don’t wanna go to school!

But why not?  You need to meet your classmates, because one day I’m going to make you spawn with one.


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Hi guys! Yeah, I know, I’m officially an asshole, since it’s been about 5 months since I last updated this legacy.

Never fear! I haven’t forgotten about my lovely Jenkinses. This month I’m doing NaNoWriMo, so I’m pretty busy, but I’m going to try to get a new chapter in this legacy out by the end of November, and then another in early December. That’s my plan, anyway.

I also have a bunch of legacies that I was reading that I need to catch up on! So that’s also on my To Do list.

I missed you guys!

PS, I’m also planning my next legacy, to be started after this one is finished, and probably founded by whoever I end up with at the end of this uglacy. I imagine it’ll end up being a prettacy. So what I need from you guys is a list of all your favourite TV characters! READY GO.


Here rest Thor and Judy Jenkins, who finally have a founder spot in the Twinbrook cemetery, now owned by their daughter Zooey.  I like the water fountain, I think it’s a nice touch.  I hope I get one of those when I die.



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