Posts Tagged ‘ yash ’

The Jenkins Uglacy: Prelude to an Update

Hi guys!  So I finally got my Jenkins save file up and running (PHEW, what a relief!), so I’ll be working on an update soon.  In the mean time, I figured a refresher course on the current stars of our story would be in order, given that it’s been like a year and a half since I updated.

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This vaguely unpleasant-looking gentleman is Yash Jenkins.  In spite of his grey hair, caused by a Generations-related glitch and not fixed by me because of reasons, he is only an Adult.  He loves the outdoors, is a vegetarian and a vehicle enthusiast, and he’s perceptive and easily impressed.  He’s currently a Caper Crusader, which is level 4 of the Investigator career.

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CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE: What do you think I have down there? A gnome?

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Hey, Xander!  What are you making?

XANDER:  Tequila. LOL

Hi, everyone!  Once again we find me taking a ridiculously long time to update.  It should be better now. On Monday, I get my PC back.  It’s currently being updated, and then I’m going to install all my sims games onto it and transfer my save files from my Macbook Pro over there.  Hopefully, nothing awful will happen.  But, because of that, I figured I should get one more update out of the way before The Big Move.

XANDER:  Please don’t ruin my life. D:

I will try not to, I promise.  Just close your eyes and think of the graphics.

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CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO: Oops, I Did It Again

You guys would not believe the shit I had to go through to get my game working.  I have zero custom content in right now, save stuff from the Store and my NRAAS mods.  I FEEL SO NAKED.

And then I come home, boot up my game after a long day of doing fuck all, and I have to put up with this:

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XANDER:  Bawwwwww, I don’t wanna go to school!

But why not?  You need to meet your classmates, because one day I’m going to make you spawn with one.

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CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE: Too Mainstream

Here rest Thor and Judy Jenkins, who finally have a founder spot in the Twinbrook cemetery, now owned by their daughter Zooey.  I like the water fountain, I think it’s a nice touch.  I hope I get one of those when I die.

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CHAPTER TWENTY: Generations

You know, I never really noticed, but Wayne and Erich do not get along.

WAYNE:  I don’t like your face!

Yeah.  That’s kind of why he’s here.

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CHAPTER NINETEEN: The Erich Show, Featuring Birthdays

OH COME ON.

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This isn’t an update.  Rather, this is an opportunity for me to share with you pictures that haven’t made it into any chapters (probably because I forgot to put them in), but are too good to pass up.

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I didn’t even know it was possible to get this moodlet, but it shows up every time Yash and Erich have sex.  Oh Yash, how did I know you’d be a terrible lay?

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I had never noticed this one before either, until Yash ended up with it while he was pregnant.  I guess Erich is the one in that relationship with some sexual prowess.

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This is a chunk out of my Jenkins Family Tree (beware of spoilers) which I thought I should share with you.  As you can see from my badly-photoshopped arrow, Bella Goth and her daughter Janet have married the siblings Kenyatta and Dominick Steel.  It seems that after Janet got married, Bella got closer with the Steel clan and decided to do some cradle-robbing.  She was an elder when she married young adult Dominick.

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Can I just say that I love that “I’m a Firefighter” is a romantic option?  Why doesn’t this happen for movie stars, too?  Or compulsive liars?  That should be a trait.

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And this asshole is Cyriaque Jenkins.  I’m just posting this because I wanted to commiserate with you all over how ugly he is, even with a gorgeous mother like Therese.

Oh well.  I think Gen 3 is going to be pretty unfortunate-looking.

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One more thing:

This is my puppy.  His name is Admiral Sandecker.

That is all.