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CHAPTER SEVENTEEN: No Deaths In the Family (Finally) – Part One
GRIM: I AM THE GRIM REAPER, HERE TO CLAIM YOUR YOUNGEST.
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CHAPTER SIXTEEN: Another Death in the Family
So last night on Facebook, I posted an update that said something along the lines of “Could tomorrow bring another chapter of The Jenkins Uglacy?” And my asshole cousin posted and said, “No. Just 6 more hours of Fable III and feeling like a medium-sized bag of ass.”
You see, I’ve had pneumonia. I know, I know. You’re going “Who gets pneumonia? What is this, the 1800s?”
But yeah. I got pneumonia.
This didn’t stop the Jenkins family from grieving the death of generation two’s oldest, the very beautiful and intelligent Yasmin, who tragically died of electrocution via stove upgrade last update.
CHAPTER FIFTEEN: A Death in the Family
I don’t really see the need to caption this picture. So welcome back to the Jenkins Uglacy!
CHAPTER FOURTEEN: That’s a Fascinating Piece of Information If You’re a Boring Person
Somebody started a rumour that Zooey had been arrested, so I took her to City Hall to sue for slander. We won $1800, but had to give up half of it in legal fees. No big deal though, Zooey was satisfied. She celebrated her win by catching butterflies on the way home.
CHAPTER THIRTEEN: Failblog
Huh. I’ve never had anybody get a reprieve from the Grim Reaper before. I guess it’s sweet that Finn gets one just for Helen. You know, he was married to Agnes Crumplebottom, and then she died, and then he started dating Helen Jolina, one of Jamie Jolina’s illegitimate twin girls with Hank Goddard who is like HALF FINN’S AGE. And they got married are having a baby. And apparently Finn gets to live until the birth. So yay for letting rich old men knock you up.
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